i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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