are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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