PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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