Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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