AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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