If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I need you to use more vowels.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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