Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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