Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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