Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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