Dual....:-)
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
