But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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