well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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