And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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