..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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