Small penises have feelings too.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm both gender and math confused
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