Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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