YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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