Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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