do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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