bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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