Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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