North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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