Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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