it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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