On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
