no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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