thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
