At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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