did you get engaged???
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sext me about skeletons
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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