i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
