Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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