I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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