Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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