I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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