dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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