Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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