Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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