Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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