Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
