I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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