other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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