Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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