Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
