i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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