This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I checked into jail on foursquare
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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