question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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