he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize