Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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