he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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