No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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