Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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