Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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