Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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