I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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