Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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